miércoles, diciembre 15, 2004

viajar en ADO-cristobalculon

--->viajar en camion siempre me ha...mmmmm... "encantado". pues tienes todas esas "comodidades" ke no tienes en un auto o avion...


y es ke no podemos pasar por alto las:

1.- fonominicas de los pasajeros... esos estruendosos y arrulladores ronkidos ke se oyen, de lado a lado... hasta pareciera ke se comunican en una lengua particular
2.- las super peliculas vhs... sin olvidar los "cortos comerciales o informativos" fumadores,,,es decir, ese haciennto parlanchin con ojos y boca(y no de gomita), esta bien viajero...
3.- los amorniosos edores ke te llegan a mitad de un bostezo...nunca falta el ca$#%&!!!!, ke se hecha su pedo!!!!
4.- la estupida parejita, ke se la pasa cuchichiando durante todo el viaje...
5.- el enfermo ke tose y tose y tose y tose,,,durante todo el viaje.
6.- el bebe chillon...
7.- el marrano ke no se baña y apesta!!!...
8.- el pedote ke se hecho sus cheves antes de salir de viaje(sin olvidar a los viajeros asstrales)...
9.- el hijo de puta ke sube carne...(y se descompone a medio camino).
10.-el//la pende"$%!#$% ke se la pasa llendo al baño...
11.- el baño apestoso, ke al abrirse la puerta wela a madrz!!!!!...
12.- el compañero de asiento ke se la pasa moviendo y acomodandose para jetearse...(y peor si cuenta con un9os de los aditamentos ya mencionados).
13 y no olvidemos a esos "sonambulos" ke hablan en media noche, con palabras tan glamorosas como "PERRA MADRE!!!!!"
14.- los super asientos tan "comodos" y reconfortantes ke te tuersen la columna...
15.- el mediocre y estupido "intelectual" de mierda ke prende la luz para leer, cuando todos estan dormidos...
16.- los pende"!#$!" ke se la pasan sonando su celular...
17.- los chamakitos ke cantan...
18 .-el wey con su discman a todo volumen...ejem!!!!...coff coff!!! :P ...
19.- el ke se la pasa comindo en todo el viaje...
20.- el ke apesta el camion con olor a "torta" y mayoneza...

entre muchas otras peripecias ke e pasado,,,,


no olvidemos las demoras como, cierre de carreteras, chokes, neblina, frio, calor, revicion de pasaje, afi, pgr, armada, etc etc... todas esas demoras....


oooohhhh si,, ke hermoso es viajar en camion... y mas kuando te avientas mas de 15 horas sentado rogando y esperando el momento de bajarte y hecharte un cigarro... VIVA!!!...



3 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

The INNOCENTS and their FAMILIES are the losers in WAR in IRAQ.

Up until today; 1,571+ innocent American soldiers have been killed in IRAQ.
Soldiers who were wounded, lost body parts, or were paralyzed, and have become chronically ill with physical or mental illnesses. Also, soldiers that have been evacuated due to non combatant wounds or other injuries and diseases are over 17,000.
Other innocent soldiers from coalition troops dead number 176.

All the dead and those wounded are Innocent, because they were defending (and still are) the erroneous Vision of FREEDOM of a utopian political demagogue; whom had received power from the people to lead them and enlighten a dark World with Mercy and Love (if he in deed was a follower of CHRIST as he had said). However, he deceived the people with his own vision of “WAR on TERROR” for PEACE; Instead of using that power for good he used it to steal, kill and destroy because he is also a liar

As it is written and the MESSIAH says:
“VERILY, verily, I say unto to you, He that enters not by the door (employing His “Gospel of PEACE”) into the sheepfold (to lead the Faithful), but climbs up some other way, (“Advance of Freedom and PEACE through WAR”) the same is a thief and a robber. “Yes, he has stolen the FAITH and the WEALTH of the PEOPLE with lies; and has used THEM to kill and destroy;”

Innocent Iraqi civilians killed by U.S. BOMBING are estimated to be between 21,000 and 25,000 in two years; most of them elders, women and children. IRAQ is in chaos and all people including American soldiers and their families of the nation are suffering. Is this not a WAR CRIME against the people of IRAQ and all humanity? Can we humanly say that this insane killing and human suffering should be called Liberation?

WE THE PEOPLE (TAXES) ARE BEING ASK TO DONATE MORE MONEY TO SUPPORT OUR SOLDIERS IN IRAQ. SAY TO YOUR CONGRESSMAN: “WE WANT OUR FAMILY HOME! STOP THE KILLING AND BRING THEM HOME.”

The Word of GOD written says:
“Woe to him (unrighteous king) that increases that which is not his! (Afghanistan and Iraq) How long? And to him that covers himself with thick clay!
“Because you have spoiled many nations, all the remnant of the people shall spoil you; Because of men’s blood and for the violence of the land, of the city, and of all that dwell therein.”
“Woe to him (of unrighteous actions) that covets an evil covetousness to his house; that he may set his nest on high; that he may be delivered from the power of evil!
“You have consulted shame to your house by cutting off (crippling) many people, and have sin against your soul!”
“Woe to him (the anti-CHRIST) that builds a town (Iraq) with blood (instead of Mercy and Love), and establishes a city with iniquity!” That is the vision that was embraced by the prophet Habakkuk for an appointed time in chapter two; and Ivor Manuel prophet says: “The time is now America, open your eyes and awake to RIGHTEOUSNESS!”
Moreover:
“Though you exalt yourself as the eagle, and though you set your nest among the stars, thence will I bring you down, says the LORD.” Obadiah 4
“Yet you shall be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit.” Isaiah 14:15
“Open your eyes wide; read and understand for the “Judgment of GOD” is coming down upon sleeping AMERICA!”

PAT ROBERTSON from the 700 CLUB said something like this: “GOD told me that He is going to remove some Judges from their benches.”
But what I hear My GOD and Our MESSAIH say is this:

“Political leaders of AMERICA, REPENT! You have misled the Nation.”
“Shepherds of AMERICA, REPENT! You have misled My PEOPLE.
“Military Leaders of AMERICA, REPENT! You have misled the World.”
“Because you don’t believe in ME, UNRIGHTEOUS is your JUDGEMENT.”
Thus Says the LORD JESUS ALEUZENEV;
LORD and SERVANT of all PEOPLE, My New Name.

“AWAKE to RIGHTEOUSNESS, and SIN NOT: For some HAVE NOT the KNOWLEDGE OF GOD: I speak this to YOUR SHAME.” I Corinthians 15: 34.
“For precept must be upon precept, precept upon precept; line upon line, line upon line; here a little and there a little.” “For with stammering lips and another tongue will he speak to this people.” Isaiah 28

“BENDITOS LOS QUE CREEN EN EL NOMBRE DEL SENOR.”
I am here to publish and declare the TRUE FREEDOM for PEACE; which is MERCY and LOVE and the DOCTRINE of OUR LORD; and the NEW NAME of the LORD, which is JESUS ALEUZENEV, LORD and SERVANT of all PEOPLE. Revelation 3:12. Thus says Ivor Manuel, prophet branch of the LORD; praying for you and PEACE for the World
“And My LORD MESSAIAH said unto me, Thou must PROPHESY AGAIN before many PEOPLES, and NATIONS and TONGUES, and KINGS.” Revelation 10: 11.
Ivor Manuel, prophet branch of the LORD; prays for you and PEACE for the WORLD. OPEN YOUR EYES AMERICA! EL Marrano
"YAREH ME' ELOKIM"
www.aleuzenev.com

Anónimo dijo...

“DO not be AFRAID of DEATH, because DEATH IS AMONG YOU!”
“BE AFRAID of not KNOWING the LIVING ONE; while YOU LIVE!”

There is a heart as cold as a corroded stone and the mind of an infidel goat; through his heart no warm blood is able to flow, through its mind only thoughts of greed are able to pass.
There is True Mercy and Love flowing through the LIVING ONE and JUSTICE comes with Him.
But the goat carries its greed confine to the DEATH of its race, with an UNJUST LIE for FREEDOM.

What FREEDOM asked the INNOCENT and POOR? I am already poor and enslaved by Taxes and Insurance! “And my job is learning to Hate and Kill for the FREEDOM of the RICH,” says a Righteous soldier; “am I confused my LORD?”
I am healthy because I cultivated the same with prayer and compassion from the LIVING ONE and His Hidden Manna.
“But the DEAD ONE; he is taking my sons and daughters and sending them to the HELL of WAR; to DIE without LOVE and battle by the HATE of VIOLENCE; in the name of an IDOL;” say the Righteous father and mother.
And from the BOTTOMLESS PIT of WAR I heard the screams of wounded souls in despair. They sounded more like animals in distress in the darkness and no one to help, but the wounded father, and son, and mother of man; “the LIGHT of the SPIRIT of the LIVING ONE” also inflicted with their suffering and pain bewailing: “NO MORE VIOLENCE! NO MORE KILLING! NO MORE WAR! NO MORE LIES!”

Can you see your own HATE and VIOLENCE AMERICA? Can you ignore your pain with medication? How long? Your suffering is approaching. “Surely I come quickly.” Thus says the LORD.
It is everywhere in the streets, in the parks, in the schools, at home, at work, in the courts even in the churches. Two little girls were stabbed to DEATH in a park today; think about it because “DEATH is among us;” says Ivor Manuel.
Is this, the DEMOCRACY you want to advance to the nations?
Is there Morality in HATE and VIOLENCE? What about DEATH by penalty and WAR?
It is written: that “MORAL and LIGHTS are our FIRST NECESSITIES.”
But because you have ADULTERED the DOCTRINE of LIFE; which is MERCY and LOVE and not REPENTED of you SINS; DARKNESS is covering the land.

It is written:
“And I gave her space TO REPENT of her FORNICATION and SHE REPENTED NOT.”
“Behold, I will CAST HER into a BED, and THEM that COMMIT ADULTERY with HER into a GREAT TRIBULATION, except they REPENT of their DEEDS.”
“And I will KILL her CHILDREN with DEATH; and all the CHURCHES shall know that I AM HE, (I AM THAT I AM) which searches the REINS and the HEARTS and I will give unto every one of you ACCORDING to your WORKS.”
REVELATION 2:21-23

“I AM the LORD that is My Name; and My Glory will I not give to another, neither My Praise to graven images or memorial monuments to praise WAR.” Isaiah 42

I heard His Voice saying:
“Political leaders of AMERICA, REPENT! You have misled the Nation.”
“Shepherds of AMERICA, REPENT! You have misled My PEOPLE.”
“Military Leaders of AMERICA, REPENT! You have misled the World.”
“Because you don’t believe in ME, UNRIGHTEOUS is your JUDGEMENT.”
Thus Says the LORD JESUS ALEUZENEV;
LORD and SERVANT of all PEOPLE, My New Name.

“AWAKE to RIGHTEOUSNESS, and SIN NOT: For some HAVE NOT the KNOWLEDGE OF GOD: I speak this to YOUR SHAME.” I Corinthians 15: 34.
“For precept must be upon precept, precept upon precept; line upon line, line upon line; here a little and there a little.” “For with stammering lips and another tongue will he speak to this people.” Isaiah 28
“BENDITOS LOS QUE CREEN EN EL NOMBRE DEL SENOR.”
I am here to publish and declare the TRUE FREEDOM for PEACE; which is MERCY and LOVE and the DOCTRINE of OUR LORD; and the NEW NAME of the LORD, which is JESUS ALEUZENEV, LORD and SERVANT of all PEOPLE. Revelation 3:12. Thus says Ivor Manuel, prophet branch of the LORD; praying for you and PEACE for the World.
www.aleuzenev.com

Anónimo dijo...

Answers to PROPHET LODELIA TATE from Ivor Manuel
Prophet pillar branch of the LORD; JESUS’ Brother the prodigal son, as the LORD HIMSELF had reveled to the Publicans and Sinners in the presence of the Pharisees and Scribes as related in the Parable of the prodigal Son, Luke (LIGHT) chapter 15.

Open your eyes wide and read if you are blind and want to see, because the LIGHT is shining and HIS WORD is WRITTEN: “I will make Darkness LIGHT before them, and CROOKED things STRAIGHT. This things will I DO unto them, and not FORSAKE them. Isaiah 42

“A certain man (being the LORD of the HOUSE) had two sons,” the OLDEST ONE, stayed in the House with His FATHER, and never Sinned and was unblemished and became the LAMB SACRIFICE for the SINS of the WORLD, JESUS the CHRIST, the SACRIFICE.
The other son, the prodigal son, the younger Son and brother that left the FATHER’S HOUSE, went into the World and committed all SINS.
However, His Older BROTHER JESUS says: “REJOICE with Me; for I have found My sheep (My lost SINNING BROTHER) which was lost.”
JESUS also explains in the Parable that there will not be more SACRIFICES for SINS or any rewards for Him for His SACRIFICE, other than what the FATHER had given HIM, saying to His FATHER,
“But as soon as this Thy son was come, which has devoured Thy living with harlots, Thou has killed for him (the SINNER) the FATTED CALF.” (The LAMB of GOD being JESUS HIMSELF).
“And HE said (His FATHER said) unto Him: SON Thou are ever with ME, and all that I have is YOURS. It was meet that we should make marry, and be glad; for this your BROTHER was DEAD, and is ALIVE AGAIN; and was LOST and is FOUND.”

I am here to testify of My FATHER and HEAVENLY BROTHER.

Dear LODELIA,
I have read all the questions that you e-mailed to me and they will be answered here with one question from the LORD.
The LORD is in the AIR now, as it was promised in the First BOOK of Thessalonians 4:16: “For the LORD HIMSELF shall descend from Heaven with a Shout (announcement, proclamation), with the voice of the Archangel (voice of the Chosen by His SPIRIT of GOD), and with the Trump of GOD (WORD of GOD); and the dead in CHRIST shall rise first.”
Ivor Manuel says, “I was DEAD and now I LIVE AGAIN.”
But, in Second Thessalonians 2:3 it is written, “Let no man deceive you (the leader anti-CHRIST, the DESTOYER, and false PROPHETS that have endorsed his WAR) by any means (any Justification for WAR), for that day shall not come, EXCEPT there come a falling away first (falling from the DOCTRINE of MERCY and LOVE of the LORD OUR RIGHTEOUSNESS for JUSTIFICATION of HATE, VIOLENCE and WAR), and that man of SIN be REVELED, the SON of PERDITION.”

And LODELIA, I tell you: “That day has arrived!”
In the “REVELATION for PEACE from JESUS CHRIST to the WORLD,” given to Ivor Manuel His BROTHER, and published at www.aleuzenev.com The LORD asked one question,
AMERICA!
“IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO DISCERN the anti-CHRIST
HOW WOULD you RECOGNIZE THE CHRIST?”

That is the QUESTION to answer your questions. But that question, also has to be answered by the LEADERS of the NATION. If you are one of them answer IT. If you are not, you must ask them the same question, writes Ivor Manuel,

For I hear HIS VOICE saying:
“Political leaders of AMERICA, REPENT! You have misled the Nation.”
“Shepherds of AMERICA, REPENT! You have misled My PEOPLE.”
“Military Leaders of AMERICA, REPENT! You have misled the World.”
“Because you don’t believe in ME, UNRIGHTEOUS is your JUDGMENT.”
Thus Says the LORD JESUS ALEUZENEV.
LORD and SERVANT of all PEOPLE, My NEW NAME.

Ivor Manuel prays for you and PEACE for the World. “Behold my servant, whom I uphold, mine elect in whom MY SOUL delights, I have put MY SPIRIT upon him, he shall bring forth JUDGMENT to the GENTILES. He shall not cry, nor lift up, nor cause his voice to be heard in the streets. A bruised reed shall he not break, and the smoking flax shall he not quench: he shall bring forth JUDGMENT unto TRUTH.” Isaiah 42:1-3...

“And the LORD shall inherit Judah His portion in the HOLY LAND, and shall choose JERUSALEM AGAIN…” Zechariah 2:12…

“The NEW JERUSALEM” LODELIA, the LORD has already chosen IT. It is written in Revelation 3:12:
“Him that overcomes will I (MESSIAH) make a PILLAR in the TEMPLE of MY GOD, and he shall go no more out (out into the World as the prodigal had done, but he shall stay in the HOUSE with the FATHER and HIS SON, HIS BROTHER): and I will write upon him the NAME of MY GOD (“ALEUZENEV”), and the NAME of the CITY of MY GOD (“ALEUZENEV”), which is NEW JERUSALEM, which comes down out of HEAVEN from MY GOD (The FATHER’ SPIRIT): and I ( MESSIAH) will write upon him My NEW NAME.”

That is written LODELIA, and here it is WRITTEN again to remind you, “The WORD of the LORD was unto them (and is now unto you that BELEIVE to be HIS FOLLOWERS) PRECEPT upon PRECEPT, PRECEPT upon PRECEPT; LINE upon LINE, LINE upon LINE; here a Little and there a Little…” Isaiah 28:13. Then go to St. John and read there 14:12-21 and 16:7-15

ALELUYA! AMEN! ALEUZENEV!
HIS NEW NAME: “JESUS ALEUZENEV LORD and SERVANT of all PEOPLE.”

GO and tell the World you CHOSEN and FAITHFUL!
GOD shall bless your RIGHTEOUS WORKS, IT IS HIS WILL.
ALELUYA! AMEN! ALEUZENEV!